Got stuck on the Black Cat scene for way too long. Not the character, the sound. There's this moment where you're just, you know, hands wandering across the suit and the fabric rustle is so specific. Like a zipper on a cheap Halloween costume but slowed down 300%. My audio interface was picking up vibrations from my desk fan and I thought it was part of the game for a solid minute. The groping mechanics are whatever, standard click and drag stuff, but the wet squelch samples they layered underneath the Power Girl encounter? Someone on the dev team definitely spent their budget on a decent Foley library and then just slapped the rest together in MS Paint.

The premise is some convention artist gets zapped into his own creation, Danny Phantom style possession but hornier. You're this male protagonist bouncing between parody versions of Tifa Lockhart and Jessie and Helena from DC, all with comically exaggerated proportions. The 2DCG art is deliberately janky, like a Newgrounds flash from 2006 that somehow got corrupted. I respect the commitment to the bit. Powergirl's... assets have their own physics engine I think, separate from the rest of her body, which leads to some genuinely unsettling visual glitches during the Marvel parody segments. Or maybe that's intentional? The whole thing has this fever dream quality where you stop caring about narrative coherence.

The Pokemon reference comes out of nowhere and then never gets explained. There's a Pikachu plushie in the background of one scene that just stares at you while things escalate with the Final Fantasy characters. The ambient convention hall noise loops every 47 seconds. I counted. The Black Cat encounter has this one moan sample that's clearly the same recording pitched differently three times, and once you notice it you can't unhear it. The whole audio mix is a disaster but in a way that loops back around to being endearing. Like finding a bootleg DVD with subtitles that were clearly run through Google Translate twice. The big ass tag is accurate, I'll give them that.

The whole thing’s a mess of janky 3DCG and I can’t stop clicking through it. You’re some loser trying to hawk your comic at a convention, then a monster nobody asked for shows up and suddenly you’re fused with your own OC. The transformation sequence looks like a PS2 cutscene had a stroke, but the first time you catch your reflection and see those stupidly huge tits on your own chest, something clicks. It’s not good art. It’s horny art. There’s a difference.

Wandered into a back alley and somehow ended up groping Black Cat through her suit while she does that ahegao thing with her tongue out. The animation loops are rough, like three frames on repeat, but the sound design. whoever did the wet noises understood the assignment. Later I’m getting a footjob from Jessie from Pokémon, which I didn’t know I needed, and she’s talking shit the whole time in broken dialogue that feels like it was run through Google Translate twice. The sandbox structure means you just bumble into scenes. No quest markers, no logic. I spent twenty minutes stuck in a room with Tifa’s ass just. there. and the game never explained how to leave. Not complaining.

The parody roster is unhinged. Danny Phantom’s mom is there. Wonder Woman does something with her lasso that made me alt-tab out of reflex. The corruption mechanic is barely a mechanic, more like a bar fills up and then suddenly you’re letting Helena from DC do anal in a broom closet. I wish the superpowers actually mattered outside the first five minutes but they don’t and they won’t. The male protag has one expression the entire time, this dead eyed stare that somehow makes the creampie scenes funnier. If you’ve ever downloaded a bootleg Mugen character pack at 4am and felt a strange pride, this game understands you.