ok so imagine you open this thing and the first thing you see is Power Girl's tits. like, right there. not even a menu screen just BAM. and honestly? respect. the whole premise is some cosmic bullshit happened and now every single man in both DC and Marvel is just... gone. poof. except your dude. which is either the best or worst luck depending on how you look at it. the art is this weird 2dcg style that looks like someone traced over 3d models but forgot to finish half the lines. sometimes a character's face is gorgeous and then you scroll down and their hand looks like a melted candle. it's jarring but in a way that loops back around to being charming? like finding a bootleg action figure where Spider-Man has two left feet.

the writing is trying so hard to be a real comic book event. there's this whole mystery about the amalgam universe and you're supposed to be investigating with Maria Hill who keeps giving you side eye like she knows you're just there to bang every superheroine in existence. which, fair. the sex scenes are... look, when you finally get to She-Hulk it's genuinely hot. she picks you up like a toy and the dialogue gets surprisingly filthy. but then you'll be mid-scene with Raven and the text will just stop making sense. like the writer got distracted and never came back. there's a moment with Enchantress where she calls you "mortal fool" and then immediately asks if you want to do anal. character development.

the monster girl tag is doing some heavy lifting here because Venus shows up and she's got like, tentacles and shit. it's wild. the game keeps trying to have a plot about saving both universes but honestly I forgot what I was doing after the third time Black Widow showed up in my bedroom unannounced. the sound design is nonexistent which somehow makes the whole thing funnier. just complete silence while Harley Quinn is bouncing on your dick making jokes about the merger. peak comedy.

my advice? don't try to follow the story. just click on whoever looks hot and let the chaos happen. the game clearly wasn't made by native english speakers so some of the dirty talk comes out sounding like an alien trying to describe human mating rituals. which honestly fits the whole "last man in the universe" vibe perfectly. save often because the thing crashes when you least expect it, usually right before Emma Frost finally gets her top off.

I keep coming back to the scene where Lora accidentally sets the library curtains on fire. Not because it's hot, but because the old librarian just sighs like this happens every Tuesday. That tiny detail, the weariness in his pixelated face, made me snort my drink. You don't expect that kind of quiet comedy in a game tagged "old and young" and "enchantress," but here we are.

The tower setting is basically a vertical prison of bad decisions waiting to happen. Lora is young, stupid in the way only fantasy protagonists can be, and the game keeps asking me, an alleged adult, to steer her. I tried. I really did. There's this one choice where you can either study a forbidden spell or go bother the grumpy alchemist downstairs. I picked the spell, obviously. The resulting CG was... explicit. Let's just say magical backlash has a very specific interpretation here and it involves tentacles made of pure mana. The art style is rough, deliberately unpolished like the tags suggest, but that almost makes it filthier? Like finding a stained sketchbook under someone's bed. I wish the sound effects weren't just three stock moans on loop though. The wet noises are fine but the same gasp every time Lora's clothes vanish pulls me right out.

I abandoned a playthrough halfway because I realized I'd locked myself into the "corruption" path and honestly, watching her get passed around by spectral knights in the dungeon lost its appeal by the fourth repeat. The game doesn't judge you for it, which is worse. It just keeps offering worse options with a straight face. My favorite terrible moment was convincing a younger apprentice to "help with a ritual" that definitely wasn't in any approved curriculum. The power dynamic there is fucked and the game knows it. You know it. Lora doesn't, and that's the whole uncomfortable point. I'll probably go back to see the "good" ending but I already know it'll be less memorable than the mess I made.