OK so the real draw here isn't the "story" mode, it's the community patched version where some absolute legend fixed the dragon ball girls. Vados finally has proper scene triggers that don't bug out halfway through, and Kefla's whole route is unlocked without having to grind that stupid legend of the phoenix minigame. God I hated that thing. The official devs left Mallow from pokemon just sitting there with placeholder text for like six months but the Discord mods have her fully voiced now, animated pov creampie scenes and all. Speaking of which whoever did the sound mix for Carmillia's scenes deserves a raise from someone, jesus. Those wet squelch effects during her oral sequences? *bites lip*

The base game structure is basically a knockoff dating sim hub but honestly I forgot about the "romance" tagging after I found the BB route hidden four screens deep behind Malleus Draconia's castle. Type moon purists will scream about the caster of endings portrayal being way off character but when she's riding you reverse cowgirl while whispering that gravely servant dialogue who even cares. The woohoo mechanics with Jaina Proudmoore have this weird synergy with the impregnation tracker that creates strangely compelling gameplay loops even if the orc world of warcraft segments with Garrosh look like they were animated on a nokia phone. I spent two hours trying to figure out how to unlock the Reinhardt female domination scene before realizing it's bugged unless you complete minamoto no raikou's arc first.

The loli tagged characters feel wrong though load up the Ishtar or HeLes scenes instead, those have the best lighting in the whole 3dcg engine. Nice twist on the boku no hero characters too, Kyoka Jiro gets way more content than you'd expect while Tsuyu Asui barely has anything despite being in all the promo screenshots. Makes no sense. I've literally beat the entire thing twice and still can't trigger Maki Zenin's final scene, is it RNG based or what. The saber Artoria Pendragon pregnancy endings though those are worth the whole download, especially with the community texture packs that fix her big areola rendering.

Argleton. Right. So it’s this weird little bubble city, disconnected from everything, and you’re just some guy. A male protagonist, obviously. The whole point is to wander around, poke at things, and see which of the quirky inhabitants will let you, uh, get to know them. It’s a point and click sandbox, so you’re just clicking on girls until something happens. First one I properly cornered was this milf who runs a shop. One minute I’m buying a soda, the next she’s got her big tits out and is giving me a handjob over the counter like she’s stamping a loyalty card. The animation is that specific 3DCG style where everyone looks a bit like a posable doll, but honestly, the sheer deadpan delivery of the sex is what got me. No romance, just immediate, clinical groping.

Then the tone just shatters. I find a girl cosplaying as Chun Li, right? And I’m thinking, okay, footjob. Classic. But no. The game suddenly remembers it has a “transformation” tag and she goes full Naruto sexy jutsu into a copy of Rogue from the X-Men. Don’t ask. I don’t know. I was too busy watching the male domination route unlock where you basically spank her while she’s stuck mid-transformation, ahegao face and all. It’s like the dev forgot what franchise they were ripping off mid-scene. There’s a dating sim skeleton buried under all the anal sex and exhibitionism, but the humor is so unintentional. You’ll be in a “romance” scene with a virgin, and the next dialogue option is just “titfuck?” with no buildup. I respect the directness.

The drugs mechanic is pointless. You take them, the screen wobbles, and you get a harem scene with Kitana and some lesbian OCs. That’s it. My save got stuck on a loop where a girl kept teasing me with a sex toy but the POV camera was clipping inside her big ass so I couldn’t see the creampie finale. 10/10. No idea what Argleton’s actual story is. Something about being disconnected from the world. Who cares. I was too busy watching a group sex scene where someone’s spanking animation just kept going for a solid minute after the dialogue ended. The sound design is just wet slaps and silence. Perfect.

The pixelated Juri Han stepping on my character’s face while the dialogue box reads something about pathetic worms, that’s the image that stuck. Not the combat system, which is a turn based thing that feels like it was coded in a lunch break. You pick a move, a little animation plays, numbers go down. It’s there to string the scenes together but the scenes are what you’re here for anyway. The whole thing runs on a weird power fantasy logic where losing a fight means you get a footjob from Mai Shiranui as a consolation prize. I spent twenty minutes trying to figure out the superpowers mechanic before realizing it’s basically a meter that fills up to unlock the more explicit domination scenes, not to actually win fights.

The writing is this strange mix of broken english and oddly specific fetish material. One minute Chun Li is talking about her Interpol duties, the next she’s using sex toys in a school setting for no explained reason. The crossover aspect means you get Cammy White doing exhibitionism stuff in a street level while Juri Han watches, and the game doesn’t even try to justify it. I complained about the camera angles to nobody in particular. They clip through walls during the animated vaginal sex scenes, showing the grey void behind the 3dcg models. You’d think with all the focus on creampie finishes they’d at least make sure the characters don’t phase through the bed.

The romance paths are basically nonexistent, it’s a dating sim structure where your dialogue choices are either be a doormat or be slightly less of a doormat. The male domination content feels tacked on, like the dev remembered some players might want the opposite of the constant female domination teasing and threw in a few handholding and stripping scenes that go nowhere. I wish the combat had any depth at all but it won’t ever get patched. The whole thing runs like a fever dream where you’re collecting sexual encounters with King of Fighters characters while a plot about urban seduction tries to sound important. The bdsm elements are mostly just Juri being mean with her feet. I kept playing anyway.