The chocolate tempering machine is still warm from the last batch when the test guy walks in, all nervous energy and a clipboard. I'm thinking about how to rig the straps on that candy cane dildo so it doesn't slip mid thrust, because the silicone gets slick with cocoa butter and that's a whole OSHA violation waiting to happen. The game opens with a waiver. Death or massive penis implosion. They really leaned into the absurdity and I respect that.

You play the factory worker, and your job is to feed this poor bastard experimental chocolate until his dick turns into a fountain. The oral scene where she deep throats a chocolate covered strap on while he watches, dick twitching, is actually funny in a way most adult games can't pull off. The cumshot at the end looks like someone melted a Hershey bar on his stomach. I kept thinking about the cleanup. There's no cleanup mechanic. That bothers me more than it should.

The big tits on the candy shop girl bounce like they're filled with pudding, which fits the theme but also feels like a physics engine having a stroke. One minute I'm laughing at the dialogue, next minute I'm genuinely turned on, then I'm back to wondering why the chocolate doesn't smear on her uniform. It just disappears. Like magic. Or bad coding. Probably both.

I wanted more strapon scenes. There's only the one, and it's over too fast. The humor carries it though. The test guy's face when he signs the waiver, pure "I've made a huge mistake" energy. I'd wear that candy shop uniform to a con, minus the chocolate stains that never appear.