The whole setup is basically a middle finger to that sparkly vampire franchise, which I can respect. You're this horny 18 year old nerd and the new girl, who looks like she walked out of a wet dream at a Hot Topic, just invites you to a cemetery date. Not a coffee shop. A fucking cemetery. And yeah, you're standing there in the fog with a full moon and a boner, waiting. The howling wolves sound effect is so cheap it loops awkwardly, cutting off mid howl once, which made me snort.

The art for the girl is actually good though. Like, surprisingly detailed where it counts. She's got that goth emo kinda slut vibe down perfectly, all pale skin and dark makeup, and the way her clothes cling... The dialogue is pure cheese, she talks about the beauty of decay and you can pick responses that range from awkward nerd to outright pervert. I clicked a option that was just "Stare at her chest" and the game called me out on it, she smirked and asked if I liked what I saw. That was a nice touch. The pickup system is basic, just picking the right horny answer to get her to show more skin or do something lewd. The quest part is thin, mostly just walking to different spots in the graveyard and triggering scenes. The gothic mood is there but it's all surface level, like they googled "spooky words" and just threw them in.

One thing that bugged me, the text boxes have this weird delay sometimes. You click and nothing happens for a second, makes you think the game froze. And the music is just a 15 second loop of some organ music that will drill into your skull. But then she'll lean in close and whisper something filthy about wanting to taste you and suddenly I don't care about the shitty UI. The dating sim part is whatever, it's really just a delivery system for the explicit scenes. There's this one part where you're both on a stone bench and the fog rolls in thicker and she just... you know what, that scene alone is worth dealing with the jank. The twilight comparison is obvious but this is for people who wanted that story to just cut the bullshit and get nasty. It's not trying to be deep. It's a cemetery quickie simulator with a hot goth chick and honestly, that's fine.