Okay so the touch screen thing. Let me just say, for a game that's all about Klee getting revenge on Jean with pranks, the actual pranking part feels like an afterthought, just a flimsy excuse to get to the, uh, "consequences." You tap through some dialogue, pick a girl, and then it's just straight into these animated loops. The Lisa one caught me off guard, the way her expression shifts. You're just holding your phone and... yeah. It's that kind of game. The art is that very specific 3DCG style, you know the one, where everyone's skin looks like a slightly waxy mannequin but somehow the physics on other parts are incredibly detailed. Spent way too long just rotating the camera during the Yae Miko scene, the smug look on her face is perfectly done, even if her tail clips through the chair. Wish they'd fix that clipping, it's in like half the scenes and it's never getting patched, I just know it.

The plot is basically a fever dream. Jean grounds Klee, so Klee's plan is to, I guess, sexually blackmail every woman in Mondstadt and beyond? And somehow Katheryne from the Adventurer's Guild is involved? The logic is non-existent. You get a scene with the Raiden Shogun where the whole setup is so absurd I actually snorted my drink. It's not good writing, not even close, but it has this chaotic energy like a fanfic written at 3 AM. The dialogue is pure cheese, "Oh no, you've caught me, whatever shall I do," type stuff before a handjob starts. And then suddenly there's a genuinely hot moment with Beidou that made me forget all the jank for a solid minute. The sound design though. Just. Let's not talk about the single looping moan track that sounds like it was recorded in a bathroom. Still, I kept tapping. For the Fischl and Mona scene alone, where the voyeurism angle gets weirdly specific, it's... look, you know if this is for you. It's a mess. A horny, glitchy mess with a surprising amount of Barbara content.

So I'm scrolling itch.io at 2am, the usual degenerate hours, and I find WaifuHub. The premise is stupid simple. You're a casting director, basically a couch guy with a clipboard, and these anime girls from like seven different shows show up to audition for your adult movie. And I don't mean inspired by, I mean straight up ripped. There's 2B looking like she just walked out of the Bunker, there's Lucoa with those eyes that say she knows exactly what's up, Cheelai from the Broly movie. The art is this unpolished 2D style, like someone's really horny sketchbook got scanned in at 4am, and honestly that's the whole charm.

The interview starts and you just pick dialogue options. First time I booted it up I got Mina Ashido, and the way she bounces into the room, all pink and stupid grin, I actually laughed. Then the questions get... direct. "Show me what makes you special." And boom, that ahegao face hits, all tongue and crossed eyes, and I'm not made of stone. The oral scenes have this janky but sincere animation loop, and her big tits just sort of flop around with this physics that's wrong in a way that feels right. You know? There's this one moment with Meiko from Prison School where the angle is all wrong, her neck looks broken, and I still saved a screenshot. Don't judge me.

The whole thing runs in browser, no bullshit, just click and degenerate. The monster girl content with Lucoa gets weirdly specific, shapeshifting stuff that had me questioning the developer's hard drive contents. It's buggy though. Clicked on Raphtalia once and the game froze on a closeup of her shield. Not the sword, the shield. Had to refresh the whole tab. The big penis tag is not lying, the MC is packing heat that would make a hentai protagonist blush, and the vaginal scenes with 2B have this weight to them that the other scenes lack. Wait, I forgot to mention Galko. She's there too. Big ass representation. The mobile game tag confuses me because it's definitely a PC browser thing, maybe there's an APK somewhere? Anyway Mitsuki Bakugou shows up and the whole tone shifts, it's weird, it's horny, I need to sleep.

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