You know that feeling when the plot is basically a porno setup from 2003 but somehow it works? The teacher with the massive rack, the dead parents, the bully's mom... it's all there, served up with zero shame. The translation is a mess, like someone ran it through Google Translate twice and then let autocorrect have a go. Sometimes the dialogue reads like a ransom note. But I kept clicking.

The MC moves in with his teacher after his folks die. She's got this ridiculous body, the kind that defies physics in that specific 3DCG way where asses and tits have their own gravitational pull. Her son is the school bully, which should be a dealbreaker, but the game doesn't care about logic and honestly neither did I after the second scene. The yakuza family angle shows up later and I completely forgot about it until just now. It's there, I guess, adding some drama between the fucking.

The animations are stiff. Like, really stiff. Doggystyle scenes look like two mannequins having a disagreement. But the creampie shots are generous and the blowjob sequences have this weirdly detailed tongue work that caught me off guard. The harem builds slowly, which I appreciate. You don't just trip and fall into pussy. Well, you kind of do, but there's a pretense of story. The humor lands maybe 40% of the time, usually when the bully's mom says something completely unhinged with a straight face. I wish the netori aspect had more tension. The thrill of stealing someone's woman is supposed to feel dangerous, but here it's just... convenient. Still, I finished it. Not proud. Not ashamed. Just... finished.